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Today, my landlord came and beat on my door demanding the rent check. I just got home from a trip and my wife was supposed to pay it while I was away. What happened to the money? Black Friday. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28513) - you deserved it (3481)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:46pm - money - by kittyslayer (man) - United States

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How the heck did she think she could keep that a secret? Your wife is an idiot, sorry OP

#3 - On 12/15/2011 at 2:55am by WCARlover

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so how many waffle makers did she buy?

#2 - On 12/15/2011 at 2:51am by superHydrate

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