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Today, I discovered that the wintergreen breath mints I've been taking for a week now, are actually circular, flavored, white and green laxatives. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8737) - you deserved it (25243)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:29pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

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You completely deserved that for not checking to see what it was that you were actually putting in your mouth.

#1 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:03am by glorbnakcs

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How did you finally figure that out? When you bothered to read the package?

It should have been made obvious at least within the first couple of days when you kept having to shit... YDI

#2 - On 03/16/2010 at 4:04am by cardinallove

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