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Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25638) - you deserved it (6386)

On 02/21/2010 at 1:05pm - misc - by jerrid - United States (California)

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the door should have been locked in the first place

#3 - On 02/21/2010 at 5:22pm by spikey818

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I would suggest you lock your doors from now on. Otherwise who knows what might happen to you in the middle of the night. You live were again? *holds up map*

#4 - On 02/21/2010 at 5:22pm by deadsrs

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