Drunk, Scary and Miscellaneous: Lock your doors

Lock your doors

By jerrid - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, a drunk man opened the unlocked door to my house thinking it was his house. He tried to attack me because he thought I was a burglar. FML

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Top comments

spikey818 9

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:22

the door should have been locked in the first place

deadsrs 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 23:22

I would suggest you lock your doors from now on. Otherwise who knows what might happen to you in the middle of the night. You live were again? *holds up map*

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Turbolag25 7

Monday 22 February 2010 4:57

What a drunk piece of sh**!

Extacy23 0

Monday 22 February 2010 4:58

ëäšÿ łöčk ür döör

greg1234567890_fml 2

Monday 22 February 2010 5:07

wow u made my day!!

ass2mouth 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:13

lock ur door

fireobsessed 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:15

dumbass

xXSmilezXX 7

Monday 22 February 2010 5:29

I would have given him a hug :D

lilalfredo 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:31

How does someone "try" to attack you? Either he did or didn't.

deanerj 0

Monday 22 February 2010 7:35

okay. then an old homeless man DIDNT attack them.

deanerj 0

Monday 22 February 2010 7:36

because he thought they were a burglar.

RaWriTbEkElliE 0

Monday 22 February 2010 5:50

YDI for not locking the door..

woofis 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:02

you diddnt lock the house while sleeping? ydi

AluraShadowHunte 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:18

YDI but hey look at the bright side of this... Mow you'll lock you door from now on , now won't you?

demon1k 0

Monday 22 February 2010 6:43

it's called locking the door so drunk nlggers don't stumble in and start fights.

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