Transportation, Alcohol, Drunk, Cars and Shoes: Black out

Black out

By Shoeless - 20/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, after I drank way too much, my friend pulled the car over so I could throw up. Next to my pile of puke was a discarded shoe that looked remarkably like one from my favorite pair. When I got home, I realized that my left shoe was missing. FML

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You deserved it 35 400

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By awkward drunk - 29/01/2011 12:40 - Canada

Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML

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You deserved it 45 749

Lost

By James - 12/09/2019 02:02 - United Kingdom - Cirencester

Today, I was having a good time drinking with a few friends. Next thing I know, I'm walking down an unknown street, with just one shoe, no wallet and no phone. FML

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You deserved it 1 638

By Anonymous - 05/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, I found my missing shoe. It hit me as it fell out the tree in our front yard. FML

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You deserved it 4 584

One each

By Anonymous - 09/02/2021 23:01

Today, my girlfriend was in the back seat of a car with one of my friends when she got sick and puked all over one of his dress shoes. My friend then asked me to replace his shoes, since she is technically unemployed and couldn't pay him back. We eventually agreed that I would pay for one shoe. FML

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You deserved it 231

By mylifeisamovie - 28/02/2009 06:39 - United States

Today, I woke up to a tap on my shoulder and had no idea where I was. I quickly discovered It was 11 am and I was still at the bar I had been drinking at the night before. My shoes were gone. FML

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You deserved it 58 775

By NotDrunk - 11/09/2012 06:47 - United States - San Diego

Today, I was at a family dinner, which had gone into meltdown after my aunt said something sarcastic about my mother's drinking. I went out for some fresh air and stumbled about in the dark, unaware of the fact that a pool was being dug. I fell into the huge hole and lost a shoe. FML

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You deserved it 2 601

By Pissy pants - 24/11/2018 13:30

Today, I had a horrible headache on my way home from lunch. I pulled over and vomited so forcefully I peed my pants, a lot. I had pee in my shoes. FML

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You deserved it 224

Right between the toes

By hellosir - 27/03/2011 17:55 - United States

Today, while at my dorm, I experienced a vomit-inducing migraine. In my hurry to get to the bathroom to puke, I couldn't find a pair of shoes. I urgently needed the toilet, so I braved the communal bathroom barefoot. As I opened the stall door, I stepped in someone else's fresh vomit. FML

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You deserved it 4 198

So frustrating!

By Anonymous - 29/11/2023 18:00

Today, I bought a massive new puzzle to take my mind off of things. Hours later, I realized there was a missing piece. Frustrated, I looked everywhere for it, only to discover it was stuck to the bottom of my shoe, and I'd been walking around with it all day. FML

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You deserved it 128

By Blie - 04/09/2018 20:30

Today, I was so drunk that I pissed myself in a hotel hallway while wearing a dress. My shoes squished all the way back to the room. FML

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You deserved it 4 170

mzhonesty 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 0:20

Drink less, dumbass. If you can't handle your booze, don't drink at all.

WoolyWhoop 7

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:18

What a stupid FML.

Comments

SumKid_fml 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:17

Second

rider12 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:18

third

WoolyWhoop 7

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:18

What a stupid FML.

onlinegamer23 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:21

3rd... whyvdo people always do this stuff 3rd 1st ect its soo lame and btw. nice 1 had similair problems :D

gretchen_jean 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:21

lmao that poor shoe

YoungE 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:23

git over it ....!!!

Endo22 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:26

HOLD YOUR BOOZE DRUNKY

FlyPhoenix 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:29

well damn you must of been really drunk. XD

ffmmllyaya 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:44

what were you drinking that you thow up a shoe

Darkhumor 0

Wednesday 20 January 2010 23:45

Is the fml that you drank way too much or lost a shoe? Neither is very D: worthy I think you should be kinda grateful you didn't throw up in your car/all over yourself/your friend and then have to clean it up the next day. And also grateful you didn't lose your wallet - happens to a lot of people getting blind drunk