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Today, for my art project, I spent hours painting my whole body in black spots with acrylic paint. I then went and stood outside in the snow, naked, so I could take pictures of it. Only then to find out the camera was out of batteries. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5821) - you deserved it (22382)

On 01/07/2010 at 11:36am - misc - by Boob (woman) - United Kingdom (Windsor and Maidenhead)

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Were you going to be the human dalmation?

#1 - On 01/07/2010 at 2:02pm by Ascaryrobot

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YDI for thinking that's art.

#8 - On 01/07/2010 at 2:15pm by strawberryswirl

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