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Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33360) - you deserved it (1877)

On 11/02/2009 at 11:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Wow okay, Really? You DID end up at your house though right? Not hers. So it's obvious that you weren't following her. Is she that dumb and paranoid? Jesus christ. I mean I've had some creepy guys who follow me to places, but I watch them and try not to assume.

#7 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:29am by JessiGoose

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paranoia ftw

#3 - On 11/03/2009 at 3:22am by WokeUpThisMornin

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