Today, the 86 year old guy next door told me I needed three things in life to succeed: a cook book, a boyfriend, and a boob job. FML

by Anonymous / 10/12/2009 at 4:57pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous

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  • wise man

    #1 - On 10/12/2009 at 8:03pm by Malika

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  • He's old enough to where his sexist remarks make sense. 70 years younger and I woulda bitch slapped him with my metal-decorated bike gloves on.

    #4 - On 10/12/2009 at 8:05pm by Luckster

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