josh
United States
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Nick
United Kingdom
Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML
mystery
Phoenix, United States
Today, I found out my wife is pregnant. She hadn't even called me; I saw the news on my Facebook news feed. FML
Eheath12Jheath14
Today, my boyfriend and I welcomed our first son into the world. After I gave birth, he said he was going home to make sure the house was ready for baby. A few hours later, he was tagged in a Facebook photo by a mutual friend at the local bar. FML
Quiteannoyed
Finland
Today, I received several texts congratulating me on my pregnancy. It turns out that my husband announced he is going to be a father on Facebook, which I don't use. I'm not pregnant. FML
Tweety
United States
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
kiken.bara
United States
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant and sent a picture of the positive test to my boyfriend. Before I got a text back from him, I saw his newly updated Facebook status, which read, "This has got to be the most depressing day of my life." FML
Anonymous
Portland, United States
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
KittenTitz
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I lost my virginity. Not only did my parents somehow find out, they posted about it on Facebook. FML
Top comments
Zhejan 0
The way this FML is worded, it sounds like the OP is a girl, and she didn't realize a child came out of her ******
DrunkenValor 0
I wonder how many people liked it.
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Comments (163)
tingting1 0
wtf......
Gia0896 0
:0
ScatteredMind 0
that... sucks :|
azdrew 7
That sucks
01100110 0
fail you're number 4.
leahlovesya121 0
fail you're number 6.
SaintJimmy 0
I agree with #13.
gigi37 0
Ha, nice guess, it turned out to be a good question
madasahatter 0
Oh, technology...
DrunkenValor 0
I wonder how many people liked it.
Munsie 0
Ahaha. First comment to make me laugh in a while.
dacey_fml 0
LOL
Brittface 6
Ah. I'm sorry that sucks. but u shouldve been there.
caseylou 12
If the girl didn't tell him how could he have been there for the baby? moron
BWilson89 4
Maybe if he knew about it he would've there genius.
xNatsuki 0
Sorry about that. If you're not together she shouldn't sue you for child support if you aren't even there.
AngelRaven89 0
the whole point of child support is for support for the child when the father (or mother) isn't around. So if anything thats exactly what she should do... which is probably part of his "fml" situation.
mrbobmarley4 8
I mean I thought the "FML" of the situation was that he found out he had a son over Facebook
NaziZombie 0
Lolwut?!?
zack767 0
run as far away from that chick as possible if u don't want it
moonlight_daze 8
It sounds like she doesn't want him to be a daddy... Run towards her and fight for your kid having a father if you do want "it".
kooldawg 0
"it" is a living thing, and if he doesn't want the child, they need to work something out if possible.