Today, I competed in a ballet competition and made the finals, while I was on stage awaiting the results, I sneezed really loudly and snot went flying all over the stage. When I went to accept my award the woman presenting it refused to shake my hand. FML

by Anonymous / 08/08/2009 at 6:17pm / Australia (Australian Capital Territory) / Miscellaneous

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  • Quite and achoovement. SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

    #4 - On 08/08/2009 at 8:11pm by Lokizzle

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  • Aw, yuck. You sneezed EVERYWHERE... but not your hand (I guess?), so that was mean of her.
    Shoulda held your nose, maybe?

    #3 - On 08/08/2009 at 8:11pm by DameGreyWulf

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