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Today, I competed in a ballet competition and made the finals, while I was on stage awaiting the results, I sneezed really loudly and snot went flying all over the stage. When I went to accept my award the woman presenting it refused to shake my hand. FML
Aw, yuck. You sneezed EVERYWHERE... but not your hand (I guess?), so that was mean of her.
Shoulda held your nose, maybe?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015