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Today, my friend had to leave work early for a funeral and on his way out I wanted to say something. All I could think of was "have fun". FML


I agree, your life sucks (8757) - you deserved it (20630)

On 01/29/2009 at 5:27am - misc - by jalopenos - United Kingdom (Somerset)

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#4 - On 03/06/2009 at 2:16am by j_e_m_8_8

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I said that to my first girlfriend, they get over it soon enough, just be sure to remind them you were nervous :P

#6 - On 03/29/2009 at 7:47pm by jamonathin

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