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Today, I went to buy some Ibuprofen and got asked for ID. You have to be over 16 to buy it. I'm 25. FML


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On 01/28/2009 at 12:21am - misc - by noneoftheabove - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

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why would they ID yuu for aspirin? Kids dont have headaches? UK is strange... 18 to drink but get ID'd for tylenol... lol

#2 - On 02/11/2009 at 12:35am by no_luck_for_me

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Darling, that's a good thing. I know you want to look older and mature, but when you're 59, youll be ecstatic you look young.

#7 - On 03/11/2009 at 7:14pm by appleeve

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