Miscellaneous: Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs...

By sierraisfucked - 02/06/2009 07:55 - United States

Today, I was in Walmart with my mom. I was looking for some CDs I wanted and saw a cute guy. Then he nodded at me and as he started to walk towards me, I hear my name being called over the intercom. Apparently, according to my mom, it was time to go. FML

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By liz - 21/05/2009 23:46 - United States

Today, I was walking around Walmart when this cute guy walked by me and winked. I thought he wanted to talk, so I followed him around the store, trying to catch up. Turns out it wasn't a wink, he had something in his eye. He told the security person that a weird girl was stalking him. FML

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Confused

By Anonymous - 13/06/2014 23:36 - United States - Rahway

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

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By SwimSquid - 15/04/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, my mom and I went to Winn-Dixie. I told her I was going to a different isle 5 minutes later I hear my name on the intercom to go to the front of the store. As I go I see my mom crying, she comes and hugs me and tells me she thought I was lost. Im 22, I had my cell phone, and I drove there. FML

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By motherdearest - 21/03/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I went to the mall with my mom. We were in American Eagle shopping for spring clothes, when a few good looking guys walked by and whistled at me. I smiled at them. They were checking out my mom, not me. FML

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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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By Anna - 02/10/2012 17:37 - United States - Murfreesboro

Today, I got lost at Best Buy. Meanwhile, my mom freaked out, and they called out my name over the intercom. When I walked up to the desk and they saw I was 17, the employees burst out laughing. FML

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By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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Checked out

By Anonymous - 27/09/2019 12:00 - Canada

Today, I went to Walmart to purchase a pregnancy test. I chose my checkout line carefully, to make sure I didn't see anyone I knew. After choosing one, I realized it was 4 o'clock on the dot. Shift change. My mom's best friend took over the shift just as I reached the checkout. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2010 05:48 - United States

Today, I was shopping at Walmart when I ran into this stalker chick. She introduced me to her baby. He's named after me. FML

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plethora 3

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:16

Aaaand you didn't think to pretend it wasn't you? Give him a shortened version of your name or something, then get his number and exit (casually) stage left. Too easy.

gaby904 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:06

wow MOMS you must stop with the embaressment.. but then again, if it weren't for them, we wouldn't have half of the great fml's on here!

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mochiko 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:03

that sucks first

iValerest 6

Monday 7 June 2010 5:17

Don't worry - a guy can't be too good if you met him at a Walmart.

b182link 0

Monday 21 June 2010 20:04

me(15) and my brother(17) were in SAMs club and we hav cell phones but my mom calls us over the intercom to embarras us

ymonkey96 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 4:43

how would he even know it was OPs mom...?

gaby904 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:06

wow MOMS you must stop with the embaressment.. but then again, if it weren't for them, we wouldn't have half of the great fml's on here!

Otto12 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:44

and also without them, we wouldn't have all the failures on life be born!

xX_LilSammie_Xx 4

Saturday 9 July 2011 19:22

Without them, we wouldn't know how to spell embarrassment! ... Oh, wait.

munnzx 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:07

this is kind of similar with the previous Walmart thingy.

jessyb05 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:07

how old are you? maybe you shouldn't have strayed from your mommy ;)

gTOtheT 7

Sunday 15 July 2012 7:49

My mom has done this to me so many times!!!! And they always say my name wrong. Its so embarrassing!!!

shananigans 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:07

Did you guys not have cell phones...?

Niasyn 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:08

Obviously you're not old enough to like boys yet.

zain98 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:10

Hahahahaahahahahahaah loser!

cleveland408 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:10

Maybe u should just download off the Internet like a normal person

ThatLoneIyGuy 8

Friday 27 November 2015 21:17

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xinfin1a 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:11

hey, at least he didn't know your name so he doesn't know it was you xD if you made the exit "casually" then i hope it worked! :D

Peroxide 3

Tuesday 2 June 2009 16:15

Sounds like you're totally out of control. Your mum needs to get one of those child harnesses with a leash. You won't be embaressed over the intercom anymore.