By I'm an asshole - 03/11/2016 21:46 - United States - Saint Cloud

Today, I complimented a guy on his Van Gogh costume. As it turns out, he had an infection in his ear. FML
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lexiieeex3 32

Was this on Halloween or on November 3rd? Makes the world of difference here.

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lexiieeex3 32

Was this on Halloween or on November 3rd? Makes the world of difference here.

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espark 3

Hey, I'm the op. :) It was actually a few days before Halloween, but where I was, a TON of people were dressed up, so I figured he was just one of the many.

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mariri9206 32

It's pronounced "goff." (It is but I'm kidding, btw. I don't really care how you pronounce it. lol)

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Mike3258 18

it is for Dutch. but this is AMERICA. GAWSH

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cootiequeen4444 11

it's not van Goff either, man. it's like vincent van * some hacking noise*.. just Google how to pronounce vincent van gogh audio or something like that to find the real Dutch pronounciation.

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xxDeeStar 27

Saw the title and I had to say that you're not an asshole! There is no way you'd know. Things happen sometimes. As long as you apologized, you did your part.

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claudiajean 24

Don't worry I once got told I was brave going back to work so soon after a massive surgery on my brain. I'd actually jut had too much to drink and let someone shave my undercut without a guard on it. He'll get over it :) you didn't know!

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mariri9206 32

This could have been on Halloween. Just because the post date is in November doesn't mean it actually occurred in November. It's really likely that it happened in October - on Halloween, actually - and OP just posted/submitted it a few days later.

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tmatherne 8

In all fairness, that WOULD have been a bitching costume.

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jvanevery 19

that's actually very funny but it would have been more appropriate on Halloween

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