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Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to my boyfriend flipping on the lights and shouting, "We have a problem!" Our chinchilla had gotten out of his maximum security cage, and half of our apartment is now underwater because he decided the water line that leads to the fridge would make a tasty midnight snack. FML

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On 03/04/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Sara (woman) - United States (Washington)

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That is fucking crazy! Best of luck on that one... those damn chinchillas are cute, but lurking deep beneath their masks of adorableness lies a malicious monster, waiting to escape...

#2 - On 03/04/2009 at 6:27pm by nipas13titans

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I hate those things... I stayed over at this girls dorm and she had one and of course it got out and every hour when I was about to fall asleep itd bite me and run away

#11 - On 03/04/2009 at 6:41pm by spankyness

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