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Today, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentioned that I "still dress like a slut." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43151) - you deserved it (20760)

On 07/01/2013 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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Is she wrong?

#2 - On 07/01/2013 at 5:05pm by WeiXinLun

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That's when you say, "I didn't think it was possible but you definitely got older" and catwalk away.

#8 - On 07/01/2013 at 5:10pm by hopelessefforts

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