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Today, in the midst of his ongoing mid-life crisis, my dad forced me to accompany him for some father-son bonding. The bonding involved me driving us away at high speed after he gleefully hurled a bucket of paint all over a store window. FML


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On 12/14/2012 at 6:20pm - misc - by theslutmuncher (man) - Germany (Sachsen-Anhalt)

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Damn talk about living on the edge. Your dad is a real thrill seeker.

#1 - On 12/14/2012 at 11:56pm by ICastillo

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You'll miss these memories when you get older. Cherish the moments, especially these unique and exciting ones, so you can tell your children a bunch of crazy stories.

#3 - On 12/15/2012 at 12:02am by Church_Vii

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