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Today, after months of believing my house is haunted, and years of being scared of the dark, I finally had to admit to myself that the only way I can go to the bathroom in the middle of the night is if my cat follows me and sits outside the door. I'm 23. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14237) - you deserved it (6165)

On 09/22/2012 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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We all have our way of dealing with things. Don't be ashamed!

#2 - On 09/23/2012 at 3:54am by kickass1stbase

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we'll sit with you, but once slenderman starts killing you, we're out of there. meow.

#8 - On 09/23/2012 at 4:01am by kittytub

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