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Today, after finishing a song during karaoke, a man came up to me and held out his hand. Quite flattered, I shook it, said thanks and that I was glad he enjoyed it. Turns out he was next and just wanted the microphone. FML


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On 08/30/2012 at 4:52am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

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Why woud he shake your hand if he enjoyed it? Wouldnt it be more of a normal response if he clapped?

#1 - On 08/30/2012 at 10:04am by littlemsweirdo

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It's all good. Just hand him the microphone and walk off like a boss.

#2 - On 08/30/2012 at 10:04am by chickenflem

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