The voice

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Madison

Today, after finishing a song during karaoke, a man came up to me and held out his hand. Quite flattered, I shook it, said thanks and that I was glad he enjoyed it. Turns out he was next and just wanted the microphone. FML
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Top comments

littlemsweirdo 12

Why woud he shake your hand if he enjoyed it? Wouldnt it be more of a normal response if he clapped?

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chickenflem 8

It's all good. Just hand him the microphone and walk off like a boss.

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christopherryan 0

So you made a mistake, a little awkward situation was made. Doesnt really seem like an FML, you were just embarassed thats all

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christopherryan 0

LMAO so apparently my comment wasnt "polite" because i said it doesnt really sound like an fml, but doc saying she sucks is totally polite. Good job moderators, you have saved the world from my filthy mouth

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perdix 29

He was probably thanking you for stinking up the joint so he will sound good by comparison! It's hard to follow an act that has actual talent.

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Enslaved 36

Strange! Guys always seem to want to give me their microphone after I sing "Crazy Bitch" at karaoke.

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bReLiNg 18

Get a boom box and sing the boom box will save the world during his act.

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christopherryan 0

More like an awkward situation, dorsnt sound like your life is effed

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christopherryan 0

My first comment mentioned that this shouldnt really be an F.M.L. but according to the moderators it wasnt "polite". Good job moderators you rid the world of my filthy mouth

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305Miami 0

Well who says he didn't like it or other people?

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Rodders_SOTC 1

The man hasn't got time for pleasantries, he wants to get down to business NWA style.

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DocBastard 38

If you think it's so horrible, feel free to submit your own Pulitzer Prize winner. I simply can't WAIT to read it.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Let's compare this FML to the seven of yours that never got posted. I'll guarantee that it will be better than what you submitted.

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iEatWookies 1

Looks to me like she's 0-7 so far.

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iEatWookies 1

I'm a failure. Sorry A_Teen.

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BatemanFML 0

This is one of those times I wish I could thumb up a moderator.

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Futacy 29

FYL for having no sense of human compassion, no matter how shitty you think this FML was.

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mintcar 9

Karaoke is so much fun. It was probably his turn to sing Under Pressure, and he was way too excited to care about your little incident.

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Mideoyeo 12

Hey, for all you know you could become famous one day (maybe) and he'll remember you touching his hand and he will be eternally grateful! :D

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