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Today, I heard a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I discovered my husband, naked and with his pants around his ankles, standing in the bathtub and pointing at a cockroach on the ground. After disposing of the body, I had to stay and comfort him while he wiped his ass. FML


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On 07/10/2012 at 3:33pm - misc - by I_Has_A_Fishy - United States (Texas)

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Did it scare the shit out of him?

#1 - On 07/10/2012 at 5:57pm by BillyMadisonFTW

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I read this FML 4 times now, so I will stick with my initial comment of, "what the... fuck...?

#2 - On 07/10/2012 at 5:57pm by Drigr

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