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Man or woman?

Today, I walked into my roommate's room to ask him a question, only to see a pitcher with over a pint of urine in it sitting on his bookcase. This is at least the fifth conversation in a year I've had with him about not peeing in containers in his room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21996) - you deserved it (1924)

On 07/04/2012 at 10:55pm - misc - by notestojenn - United States (New Hampshire)

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The sixth conversation is when it's time to dump the pitcher on him while he sleeps.

#5 - On 07/05/2012 at 3:10am by Maggey

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When you gotta go, you gotta go.

#1 - On 07/05/2012 at 3:09am by trollcrusher

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