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Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31548) - you deserved it (2082)

On 07/03/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by needmorelocks - United States (California)

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If my sister did that to me I would be seriously scared, don't bail her out OP! let her sit and reflect that that was fucked up.

#2 - On 07/03/2012 at 6:24am by EvilPotato

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The furniture is bolted down in jail. Let her try to redecorate there.

#12 - On 07/03/2012 at 6:33am by seasonedtoast

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