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Today, I was at a bus stop making small talk with a really nice girl, when all of a sudden some kids let off firecrackers behind me. I shrieked like a little girl and practically jumped into her lap. FML


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On 05/15/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

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Haha, she might have thought it was funny and or cute so it may not be that big of a deal. But FYL anyway.

#1 - On 05/15/2012 at 5:29am by Thisismypchere

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Way to show her your 'nerves of steel' :)

#2 - On 05/15/2012 at 5:29am by globetrottter

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