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Today, I found out who my randomly assigned roommate was. Out of 10,000+ people, I just happen to get assigned a girl who threatened to kill me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27332) - you deserved it (1903)

On 05/09/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by roomingwithevil - United States (Wisconsin)

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assigned to an assassin. nice

#1 - On 05/10/2012 at 2:44am by 06dopey

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Ever watched The Roomate? Yeah, you probably shouldn't now! :-/

#6 - On 05/10/2012 at 2:47am by jennawill10

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