Miscellaneous: Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd...

By dannyboy - 30/03/2012 16:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd been waiting for twenty minutes. I couldn't bring myself to fight back or say anything, and ended up dragging my sorry arse to the back of the queue. FML

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You deserved it 14 823

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 17:00

Today, while queuing in a shop, a girl appeared to bunk the line. When I asked her about it, she said it was nothing to do with me. She then asked me what was I going to do about it, before kneeing me in the nuts. I was overtaken by everyone in the queue. FML

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By anonymous - 13/07/2015 09:45 - China - Shanghai

Today, I was yelled at by a bunch of angry people because I couldn't physically move out of the way while 10 more tried to force their way onto a subway in Shanghai. Then one old lady started hitting me with her purse to get me to move even more. FML

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By bthms - 31/01/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

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By PainStressLife - 11/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML

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The road to hell

By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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You deserved it 3 113

AITA?

By briscoe - 29/09/2015 02:48 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was on the train next to an elderly woman. When I told her it was my stop, she turned her knees towards the aisle, and I, thinking that she was letting me go by, began to edge past. She screamed, "DON'T PUSH ME!" and the whole train turned to look. I was thus the asshole pushing the old lady. FML

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You deserved it 1 688

Sorry, man

By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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You deserved it 1 457

By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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Nutters Inc.

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

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You deserved it 151

The_DoritoNinja 4

Friday 30 March 2012 23:39

Take a stand. People like that will continue to think they are the boss of everything if you don't defy them.

Cynical_in_SK 6

Friday 30 March 2012 23:38

Old people are scary man!

Comments

Cynical_in_SK 6

Friday 30 March 2012 23:38

Old people are scary man!

Dyer18 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:02

Don't be a moron

Dyer18 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:03

Don't be a moron

Cad6 24

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:38

There is a logical explanation for this. Clearly this lady (or half beast) had some anger issues, and if the OP retaliated by arguing, she would've probably beaten him senseless with her walking stick.

ladyLALAA 28

Saturday 31 March 2012 1:09

I agree 1, once an old lady pushed passed me going into a store and turned and made a hissing sound at me.

Dramori 29

Saturday 31 March 2012 1:33

Easy revenge opportunity missed - coulda said to her "I would have given you my spot if you'd asked since you're old and going to die sooner than me anyway."

tjv3 10

Saturday 31 March 2012 2:04

YDI for not standing up for yourself . The world is turning into a big puss

Geddeson 4

Saturday 31 March 2012 3:31

There was no way to win in this situation. He makes a scene she playes innocent and then everyone thinks he's trying to take advantage of the elderly / is an asshole. Or he does nothing and wallows in self pity. Either way old lady wins.. ******* old people...

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 31 March 2012 4:35

I think #43's answer is the only way to win in this situation.

williamh327 5

Saturday 31 March 2012 5:21

Ahhhh the elderly strike again!

JJambiya21 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 5:59

Just cuz she's old dosnt give her that right so tell her to get her wrinkly ass out of your spot

j_cat187 19

Saturday 31 March 2012 6:06

#65 Tell me which country you are from so I can insult it.

RavenRiley007 4

Sunday 1 April 2012 1:12

F that! If the line was so long, someone had to witness her shoving you like that. You should have moved right back in front of her and just gave her a deathly stare.

blushy 14

Sunday 1 April 2012 7:28

shame man

The_DoritoNinja 4

Friday 30 March 2012 23:39

Take a stand. People like that will continue to think they are the boss of everything if you don't defy them.

mybright 8

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:14

I bet if you shoved her BACK with equal force she'd think TWICE before doing that to another person!

jos_binet 15

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:26

or you would get horrified looks from other customers for pushing an old lady..

LePenguin 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:28

Sometimes that back fires, and they just want to show their dominance even more.

Sniperkid07 6

Saturday 31 March 2012 0:37

When u get pushed do a tactical roll then silently incapacitate her.... Problem solved.

cobaltss06 1

Saturday 31 March 2012 2:18

Who cares if other ppl give u stares?! They probably saw her push u. "treat other ppl how u expect to be treated" so if she pushes u push her back don't be a pussy

ScottieJo 8

Saturday 31 March 2012 2:44

You are a goddamn pussy OP.

NeatNit 32

Saturday 31 March 2012 3:00

I really don't see how you would need to go to the back of the line. Even if the fuckhead took your place, you should still be right after her.

pimpnainteasy 5

Saturday 31 March 2012 6:26

If she didn't die...

haleyneal 0

Sunday 17 June 2012 22:56

okaiii soo ppl always comment on a comment that has nothing to do with it and should comment on the actual story im referring to # 50 cuz hes talkn to OP on a comment someone made