Miscellaneous: Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd...

By dannyboy - 30/03/2012 16:44 - United Kingdom - Saint Austell

Today, an old lady savagely shoved me out of a queue, after I'd been waiting for twenty minutes. I couldn't bring myself to fight back or say anything, and ended up dragging my sorry arse to the back of the queue. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 17:00

Today, while queuing in a shop, a girl appeared to bunk the line. When I asked her about it, she said it was nothing to do with me. She then asked me what was I going to do about it, before kneeing me in the nuts. I was overtaken by everyone in the queue. FML

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By anonymous - 13/07/2015 09:45 - China - Shanghai

Today, I was yelled at by a bunch of angry people because I couldn't physically move out of the way while 10 more tried to force their way onto a subway in Shanghai. Then one old lady started hitting me with her purse to get me to move even more. FML

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By bthms - 31/01/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

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By PainStressLife - 11/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Dublin

Today, I went to an over-crowded grocery store. As I reached the front of a long line, I noticed that a cart had been abandoned in everybody's way. Trying to be helpful, I moved it to the side. An enormous woman then shoved me and yelled at me for "pushing her property around." FML

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The road to hell

By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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AITA?

By briscoe - 29/09/2015 02:48 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was on the train next to an elderly woman. When I told her it was my stop, she turned her knees towards the aisle, and I, thinking that she was letting me go by, began to edge past. She screamed, "DON'T PUSH ME!" and the whole train turned to look. I was thus the asshole pushing the old lady. FML

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Sorry, man

By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By danman - 14/04/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, I was taking a walk, when an elderly lady in a motorized wheelchair slammed into me from behind. There was plenty of room to pass by, but noooo, trying to run me down like a dog, then giving me the finger and yelling "Watch where you're walking!" is so damn preferable. FML

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Nutters Inc.

By Anonymous - 16/04/2020 17:00

Today, I bumped into a lady, apologised and tried to continue on. She screamed assault and tried to citizen's arrest me. I've got better things to do, so I ignored her but she latched onto my leg like a toddler. I ended up dragging this insane woman up the street until she finally let go. FML

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The_DoritoNinja 4

Friday 30 March 2012 23:39

Take a stand. People like that will continue to think they are the boss of everything if you don't defy them.

Cynical_in_SK 6

Friday 30 March 2012 23:38

Old people are scary man!

Comments

RavenDesired 10

Saturday 31 March 2012 1:18

The savage.

mannykatany 9

Saturday 31 March 2012 1:36

Meh today I had an old lady stare me down so she could have the grocery cart...?

badactor009 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 2:21

That's odd. Every old person I ever met was kind and dedicated to the benefit of others. Not!

SkyBug91 5

Saturday 31 March 2012 2:40

Wtf is a queue?!?!

kb021 18

Saturday 31 March 2012 2:44

And the "elders" wonder why so many people are so hesitant to respect them...

robokid777 4

Saturday 31 March 2012 2:48

grow some ******* balks

False_Stupidity 41

Saturday 31 March 2012 4:43

I think I would balk at the prospect of growing some balks, whatever they are...

ttttttyyy 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 3:26

Grannies do the darnedest things

shellby4 3

Saturday 31 March 2012 3:44

Grow some balls sheesh!

Rasetsu 10

Saturday 31 March 2012 4:14

Who else read this with a British accent?

hobojo69 23

Saturday 31 March 2012 4:22

Stick up for yourself man!

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