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Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23748) - you deserved it (6617)

On 01/26/2012 at 10:22pm - misc - by ParkerRommel (man) - United States

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Why do you keep your silly string with your hygienic products?

#6 - On 01/27/2012 at 2:47am by chili10

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You just made an everyday mundane thing more fun! :D

#1 - On 01/27/2012 at 2:39am by GoW_Chick

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