Today, I was apparently tired enough to spray silly string under my armpits rather than deodorant. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Today, I sprayed hair spray under my arms instead of anti-perspirant. I didn't realize it until I went to put my shirt on and couldn't raise my arms. FML
Today, I had to use anti-perspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I had to use antiperspirant deodorant under my breasts. FML
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Today, I was getting ready for work and I sprayed my hair to stay in place, then went to spray deodorant under my arm, but noticed that it was super sticky. No wonder my hair spray smelled like baby powder, I'd confused one product with another. FML
Today, I was getting ready for the school swimming carnival and was running very late. I reached for my deodorant and sprayed it on. It was only when I was at the pool that I realized I had accidentally grabbed the spray tan and covered my underarms in it. FML
Today, someone switched my hairspray with bug spray when I didn't notice. I used it. FML
Today, I realized that I'd run out of deodorant. On top of that, I was late to work so I had to run, making me all sweaty and smelly. To cover it up, I used the air-freshener in the toilet at work. Everyone recognized the "Lemon Tree" scent and now all of my colleagues think I'm a cheap bastard. FML
Today, I woke up with greasy hair, despite taking a shower last night. After washing my hair several times and it not going away, I realized that yesterday I put aerosol deodorant in my hair instead of hairspray. FML
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Top comments
chili10 18
Why do you keep your silly string with your hygienic products?
GoW_Chick 15
You just made an everyday mundane thing more fun! :D
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Comments (98)
monamonkey 4
Wait, after Silly Stringin' one armpit...you still proceeded to do the other?! Nice.
jonriise18 3
Yes! I thought same thing lol. Very good question!
RedPillSucks 33
Well, that would have been silly to walk around with silly string under one armpit
illmatic2 16
That's a silly thing to do.
McDonaldsworker 4
Aww, too bad OP, Because of course silly string belongs in your bathroom.
KeyboardWarrior 10
Who said the deodorant was in the bathroom? Some people keep it in their bedrooms, where silly string could also be kept. Maybe it was on a dresser.
jonriise18 3
I suppose my only question is - who, in what world even owns silly string!? Let alone stores it conveniently RIGHT next to their deodorant in the exact same place!?!?!? LOL! YDI!
MandyMeow_fml 18
I also, keep my silly string next to my deodorant ..
luckyd880 12
Armpit"s"? As in plural. Haha. It took you to the second one to realize it was not deodorant? Hahaha
McDonaldsworker 4
ha ha ha I know right, OP didn't realize until their girlfriend was all like "WTF is up with your armpit hair lol
thesaracarrow 2
Actually it would be armpits not armpit's. The armpits aren't owning anything, except for silly string
mmjluvi 1
Bad thing is silly string actually smells bad FYL
yuggi1 11
Damn OP, I bet your armpits look like bird nests.
slushybox 9
You keep your silly string next to your deodorant?
bubo_fml 11
Sounds like you need to BAN Silly String from your bathroom. You have to be a RIGHT GUARD to defend against such thoughtless behavior. However, if you need to get tough, why not ask for support from your friends OLD SPICE or BRUT 33? Just hop in your car, shift the SPEED STICK & drive over to the drug store, before your girl gives you the AXE for bein' so damn funky!
Carbonation 0
The old spice and brut 33 part didn't even make sense.
GoW_Chick 15
Old spice and brut 33 are the tough guys names.
Carbonation 0
I know, but the right guard and speed stick were a play on words. Old spice and brut 33 were said just to use other names :)
StreetReaper 9
52 - let me tell you a SECRET, it was a funny comment nonetheless.
tweiler 15
Well done, bubo. But I have to agree that the inclusion of old spice and brut was a little forced.