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Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML


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On 11/07/2011 at 7:13am - misc - by maf811 - United States (Texas)

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Moms are just to over protective.

#2 - On 11/07/2011 at 10:05am by karkid619

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I could just see the police's response:
Mom: "Officer, Officer, my son/daughter is missing!"
Police: "Could you give me a description, ma'am?"
Mom: "Well, he's 31, tall, has brown hair and brown eyes...
Police: "Hold on hold on....31?"
Mom: "Yes sir!"
Police: -pauses- ... -click-

#24 - On 11/07/2011 at 10:26am by coltsrock37

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