Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML

by maf811 / 11/07/2011 at 7:13am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

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  • Moms are just to over protective.

    #2 - On 11/07/2011 at 10:05am by karkid619

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  • I could just see the police's response:
    Mom: "Officer, Officer, my son/daughter is missing!"
    Police: "Could you give me a description, ma'am?"
    Mom: "Well, he's 31, tall, has brown hair and brown eyes...
    Police: "Hold on hold on....31?"
    Mom: "Yes sir!"
    Police: -pauses- ... -click-

    #24 - On 11/07/2011 at 10:26am by coltsrock37

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