Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML
Today, my mother-in-law yanked my corset so tight that I shit myself. While wearing my dress. On my wedding day. FML
Today, I was the bridesmaid for my dad and stepmum's wedding. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped and fell over my high heels, hit my head on the armrest of a wooden chair on the way down, then passed out. I now have a concussion and a broken ankle. The wedding went on without me. FML
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
Today, I went to a friend's wedding. While I was holding my four year old son, he managed to unclip the back of my dress and give the whole church a show. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
Today, I was the ring bearer at a wedding, something I'd been nervous about being ever since the groom asked me. As I was walking down the aisle, I tripped over nothing and the ring flew from the little silk pillow and rolled into a nearby pond. FML
Today, I went to my cousin’s wedding and started tearing up during the vows. I reached into my purse for a tissue but accidentally pulled out a tampon, which flew across the aisle and landed right between the bride and groom. It's probably going to make it into the wedding video. FML
Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML
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Top comments
enonymous 9
Choo Choo all aboard the fail train...
SwiftFaux 0
Don't put yourself down, your mom is just trippin'. Oh wait...
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Comments (75)
lulututu 4
why are you whining. its your moms wedding Fhl
enonymous 9
Choo Choo all aboard the fail train...
xlord 27
Dont worry OP. it's not like people remember wedding days for the rest of their life....
MrBoredGuy 1
What enonymous meant to say was that he wants to run a train on the bride and her daughter. He then realized that OP was a minor and quickly edited his comment to something that a 3 year old could of came up with... Right enon?
enonymous 9
I can't be mean or funny to someone named titmunch they've done most of the work for me
LiyIa_fml 8
Clutz's ftw! (I most likely spelled that wrong, but I don't care. **** you grammar nazi's.)
supersixfour 7
32-just shut up
LiyIa_fml 8
No thanks :)
Caramelox 3
I could just picture that.
Sebastian_NG 17
Dun worry OP if your mom was pregnant with you the first she got maried this isn't the first time you ruin her wedding ^^
StopDropNRoll 11
See everyone join the chastity club. No sex before marriage, shit like that won't happen =P
mrpipp 0
Haha owned
Blazinthatshit 9
Spelling isn't part of grammar. -_-
SwiftFaux 0
Don't put yourself down, your mom is just trippin'. Oh wait...
Dalliance 4
"I tripped" and "it ripped"... I kinda like that word arrangement.
MrKlutch 1
Op is a good daughter
mofran 0
?_? . damn.
vsat207 0
She just was a little side-tracked
palahniukpaul 6
Happened to me once...
superficialheart 11
Did someone rip your wedding dress?
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Ouch... well it could have been worse... you could of projectile vomited on her... or passed out and fell on her... or you could of been called out for doing her new husband... now those reeeeeaaaaly suck.... so don't sweat it!!!
slushpup9696 12
I'm going to save you from making this mistake later on when it actually matters. Could HAVE. Not could of. Could have. You're thinking of "could've".
jwade11 12
Why does everyone correct people's grammar on here?
RedPillSucks 33
Because it makes things easier to read and understand, and it's not that hard to do. Interestingly, "could have" is used correctly the first time, then "could of" is used in the 2nd and 3rd instance. This may be a short attention span thing.
False_Stupidity 42
Or you could have let her sit on a chocolate cake someone left on her chair...
sydie5 12
YDI for messing with gravity.
superficialheart 11
I doubt she was "messing" with gravity persay, I think gravity was "messing" with her.
Im2Handsom 1
"did iii doo thaat" - family guy
FYLDeep 26
Urkel?
bamagrl410 31
Well unfortunately most people these days don't understand that trashy pop culture shows get their references from other shows that actually managed to keep an audience without having to make sexual references or fart jokes all the time...
ChrisTheCalm 9
That's exactly how I feel.. Especially with trashy music today..
Daralea 21
"It was like that when I found it." -Bart Simpson
ladiesman219 4
Atleast it wasn't your wedding.
Miss_Michaela 10
Luckily, at her wedding, she won't be carrying her own train. :)