Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, I left my apartment in a hurry and noticed my neighbor's cat sitting outside my door. I assumed he had escaped, so I spent 15 minutes trying to coax him back upstairs. My neighbor eventually opened her door and said, “He's waiting for me to leave.” Apparently, he does this every morning. FML
Today, I thought I was waving at my neighbor, who was also waving enthusiastically back. After smiling and gesturing, I realized she was actually cleaning her windows. I was flirting with Windex. FML
Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML
Today, a cute stranger waved at me on the street. I waved back enthusiastically, smiling like an idiot. Then I realized she was waving at her dog behind me. I then turned around and waved at the dog, then scurried home to bury my embarrassment in a pillow on my couch. FML
Today, same as every morning recently, a neighbour's tabby cat showed up on my balcony. We've developed a routine where I say hello and he sits nearby for a few minutes. During the day, I learned it belongs to the woman I've been awkwardly avoiding in the elevator for two years. The cat likes me more than its owner does. FML
Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML
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instnt1nfction 17
I think my comment has a loser upstairs comment
crackz12 10
Sounds like shes the one who should feel retarded
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crackz12 10
Sounds like shes the one who should feel retarded
m3gtrboy 0
Or she probably hates OP so much
Duladian 19
I'd be more worried about her sanity over your own feelings.
Duladian 19
I'd be more worried about her sanity over your own feelings.
LiyIa_fml 8
I say bye to my pets every time I leave.... I also wave at people who i think are waving at me, only to find out their not. :)
fanceh 10
So just wave at the pussy.
ilikeapplejuice 7
26 - *They're... sorry I had to.
Msagrera 5
Oh god. I HATE when i think someones waving to me and i wave back. Makes me look like a dumbass
wegetrz 14
Im sensing some jealousy here...don't fret people there are free cats everywhere :)
Streeet_hayley 6
It was probably the cat lady from The Simpsons
je_suis_fml 11
if I point out that I recognize this name, octoberrain, from the fml the other day where her sister laughed and couldn't believe the guy she brought home was her man, does that mean I'm on here waaaaaay too much?
faithxoxox 1
I wave to my cat every morning before I leave for school.
ShyAnn29 15
I wave to my dog in the morning when I see him
SadSadKidd 1
Sorry but she prefers pussy over you...
b1gphil 6
F her life for waving to her cat
exleonhart 0
Who waves goodbye to a cat?! I agree Ef her life for being so senile.
dickydickman 0
I love my cat! :)
TheDeadlyTurtle 7
Well she should feel embarrassed because I know the cat was definitely waving to u. And I can see that by ur pic lol. No grammar nazis stop hating.
Skittlepickle 13
48 a profile picture speaks a thousand words...
stevieb123 7
Hi
scrapmetal58 9
I say bye to my cat and chinchilla. This is my spiel: "Bye you guys. Love you. Be good. See you in a while." or some variation thereof. I wave bye to my cat if he's present. :)
Awahso 25
Eh not your fault. Just wave at the cat too :)
TKmax 5
Lol just lol
Awahso 25
Nice contribution.
HowAreYouToday 34
I'm a tit.
HowAreYouToday 34
I'm still a tit.
ollie179 21
And did the cat wave back?
CryMoreFMLs 15
Just smile and wave boys, just smile and wave.
MichellinMan 20
In the neighbor's mind it did.
Badab1ng 5
What a sadistic psycho-bitch. Weoo weeoo we
Badab1ng 5
Please don't thumb me down if you don't understand the reference. Miscreants.
fanceh 10
Psycho-bitch? Says the guy who tries to imitate sounds over the Internet.
Badab1ng 5
You're all uneducated assholes. I politely ask you to go **** yourselves!
orangeduck 6
Well I'm only being a Grammar Nazi, because you're an irksome person. You should say, "I politely ask you all to **** yourselves." Dumbass.
orangeduck 6
Oh the comment I replied to,#4, has disappeared. I apologize.
Mikko8 15
Did the cat wave back?
Skittlepickle 13
Just slap forehead and walk away and act like it neverrrrrr happenedddddd..
TalkinSmack 6
Are u jealous of the cat?
xlorawrz 9
You*
every1luvsboners 11
Your only option is to go up there, steal the cat and leave a ransom note demanding $8 and a kit-kat for the safe return of her cat. You have to use this to your advantage.
rattusrattus 19
$8 and TWO kitkats. Chunky double-length kitkats. Dammit, now I want a kitkat.