Today, my upstairs neighbor was leaving the parking lot, and stopped to wave. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that she was saying goodbye to her cat, who was sitting in the window. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left my apartment window open for some fresh air. When I returned, my idiot cat was on the balcony staring at me... from my neighbor’s apartment. FML
Today, I left my apartment in a hurry and noticed my neighbor's cat sitting outside my door. I assumed he had escaped, so I spent 15 minutes trying to coax him back upstairs. My neighbor eventually opened her door and said, “He's waiting for me to leave.” Apparently, he does this every morning. FML
Today, I thought I was waving at my neighbor, who was also waving enthusiastically back. After smiling and gesturing, I realized she was actually cleaning her windows. I was flirting with Windex. FML
Today, my neighbors are moving. As we were saying our goodbyes, their 12-year-old son approached and thanked me for the times I forgot to shut the blinds and he watched me change. FML
Today, a cute stranger waved at me on the street. I waved back enthusiastically, smiling like an idiot. Then I realized she was waving at her dog behind me. I then turned around and waved at the dog, then scurried home to bury my embarrassment in a pillow on my couch. FML
Today, same as every morning recently, a neighbour's tabby cat showed up on my balcony. We've developed a routine where I say hello and he sits nearby for a few minutes. During the day, I learned it belongs to the woman I've been awkwardly avoiding in the elevator for two years. The cat likes me more than its owner does. FML
Today, I found out that my upstairs neighbor has a cat. I was blessed with this knowledge when she threw several piles of used kitty litter and cat poop over her balcony and onto my patio. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
Today, my neighbor knocked on my door and asked if I'd seen her cat. I helped her search the hallway, basement, and garden for 30 minutes. We finally found it sitting inside my apartment, where I had apparently been living with it for three days without noticing. FML
Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML
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instnt1nfction 17
I think my comment has a loser upstairs comment
crackz12 10
Sounds like shes the one who should feel retarded
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Comments (84)
tnlander 20
I think the cat has a loser downstairs neighbor.
instnt1nfction 17
I think my comment has a loser upstairs comment
Wheredidgrungego 12
Best comment I've seen in awhile! Kudos.
b1gphil 6
Haha this made me laugh more than the actual FML :P
cutie1991 0
gay
loserman67 36
It's not always all about you!
ikickgingers 15
It's always fun to play with your neighbors pussy... Err wait uhm...
yamatelle 19
ikick, my neighbor has a bitch. She wants to play with my pussy, but she always ends up biting. What should I do?
ikickgingers 15
Dear Yamatelle, As long as she isn't drawing blood / it's all good. Now if you feel like she's trying to break you into a sub role... You might need to show her who's her master and enforce your dominance over your neighbors pussy. I find whips and spankings to be most effective. Sincerely, wait... Are we ... Nm. *backs away slowly*
2ndSucks 15
She's a crazy cat lady and you're the one posting an fml?
cptmorgan6 8
Once a lady has reached a certain age and is still not married, it becomes acceptable for her to be a crazy cat lady. No FML there. Now, if you wave to a crazy cat lady thinking she is waving to you, but in reality she is waving to her cat, then there is an FML.
Wheredidgrungego 12
******* need love too!
bubo_fml 11
Pussy has priority!
ScarletBloom 14
If I'm the cat, I will be worried. My owner seems to lost her marbles.
CryMoreFMLs 15
Or she jammed them up her nose, 28. Always a possibility.
TheRevSev 10
Crazy cat ladies, gotta love em'