Don't do this

By storksleuth - 04/10/2011 08:57 - United States

Today, I saw a girl wearing a Nirvana shirt. Since Nirvana has been my favorite band for a long time, I tried striking up a conversation with her. Turns out she doesn't even listen to them, and only bought the shirt because she "liked the smiley face." FML
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malignantmegan 3

Just pee on her and yell "THIS IS FOR YOU KURT!"

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goobergirlie 5

If you don't listen to the band, don't buy the ******* shirt. You become a poser.

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Jovecove 13

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KunKaLunKa 1

Your wrong , you think you don't but u really do

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ripgeorgecarl1n 7

"Actually, I just like the smiley face." "Oh." *walks away*

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

29- Nirvana's music "speaks" to OP. I'm guessing it's saying "Get a spoon, a needle, and an 8-ball of heroin and have at it."

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YourDrunkle 4

Yes you can. Kurt Cobain was a talentless egotist, which makes it surprisingly easy to dislike them.

enonymous 8

Wow Kurt Cobain the guy who killed himself because he didn't want to be famous... was an egotist? He may not be everyone's favorite or even the best singer guitar player in the world but he knew how to connect with people in his music.

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YourDrunkle 4

Yeah, he really didn't want to be famous... That's why he ditched his underground label for a major label. Also he definitely didnt take a majority of Nirvanas earnings (90% if I remember correctly) because he thought he was the most important member.

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iam_yummylicious 12

I'm so glad that the sub-genre of grunge has left mainstream popularity. One of the worst ever...

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fabian21 0

I see so many ignorant people in the comments; 45, you're awesome.

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MissBunnyWillEat 11

Wow, that's society today. Kids would rather listen to low-grade, meaningless music. Such as, Ke$ha, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus... The list goes on. I would have punched her in the head.

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betska 1

Haha. Hey 70, no offense, but you look a lot like Ke$ha.

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goobergirlie 5

How do you not listen to nirvana!?! Even if you didnt own any albums, their songs come on the radio all the time, and they're awesome!

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Big_Red_138 3

Just shows how uncultured our generation is....Nirvana has been replaced by Twilight and all of that other shit. =/

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Gema2dicks 0

I don't wanna live on this planet anymore. ^

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TheRealEllieSan 9

That's why I would have bought the shirt :) I haven't listened to them since I let my dad decide what to play in the car

goobergirlie 5

If you don't listen to the band, don't buy the ******* shirt. You become a poser.

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sushi_samurai 3

A cool smiley sounds like a good enough reason to buy a shirt.

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MagicallyFat 12

I agree haha I dot get why this is an FML for the OP.

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malignantmegan 3

Just pee on her and yell "THIS IS FOR YOU KURT!"

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purplecowchik 5

That's why I buy Pink Floyd shirts.. I like rainbows :D

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

I buy Pink Floyd shirts so I can hang them on the wall and stare at them after I drop acid. After the giant pig comes out, it gets pretty crazy. Note: I don't really drop acid, so this comment is based on an experience with a combination of mushrooms and marijuana. Ok anti-drug freaks, the floor is yours.

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Dontstealmyname 11

I buy Slipknot shirts because I like clowns, long noses and spikes. Not all in one though. Lol, I keed! I love Slipknot and Nirvana!

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Lanceeden 12

I'm wearing a pink Floyd shirt right now. Oh em gee.

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Enslaved 36

That's how I feel when I see someone wearing a "Misfits" T-shirt. I always wonder- Do they really listen to them or they just think the skull face is cool?

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ArcadePie 10

I wear insane clown posse t-shirts because clowns are funny.

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Troy_K 7

I can see it now.. "No I just bought the shirt for the smiley." OP: "Alright, Cya!"

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