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Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML
Thats what you get for messing with the guy who created you as a result of his orgasm.
All the best stories start with "I went to Wal-Mart".
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016