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Today, I overheard a little girl ask her mom if the round lady in purple was pretending to be a giant eggplant. I was the lady in purple. FML

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On 03/10/2011 at 5:28pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Were you pretending to be an eggplant? I don't think your disguise was good enough cause she didn't fall for it.

#10 - On 03/10/2011 at 7:12pm by ViolentBears

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kids say the darnest things lol

#11 - On 03/10/2011 at 7:13pm by dmndrby789

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