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Today, my entire family of five is sharing one roll of toilet paper. My parents refuse to buy any, because my father can get it free from his work. He's forgotten to bring any home every day without fail for the past seven days. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21324) - you deserved it (2797)

On 01/11/2011 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Wow your parents are cheap. Just buy your own, and let no one use it.

#2 - On 01/11/2011 at 4:05pm by Doortje

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Give your dad some laxatives and he won't be forgetting anymore.

#10 - On 01/11/2011 at 4:15pm by Ninjafriends

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