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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 03:27 - United States

Today, I sent a friend request on facebook to the only person I became friends with this semester at college. He denied me. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2012 06:01 - Australia - Camberwell

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/03/2022 00:01

Today, I tried reaching out to a girl on Facebook I thought I ended on good terms with after three dates. Not only did she not accept my friend request, she also disabled all friend requests. FML

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By creeper-status - 05/05/2016 17:37 - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2021 20:01

Today, I've had to accept that, despite my efforts to stay in touch with the few friends I made at college, I have zero friends. FML

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By Jibber96 - 14/11/2015 13:31 - Norway - Oslo

Today, I was walking with a friend to tell him how excited I was for college and even motivating him to apply for the same school, until I found out later that I got rejected. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2017 16:00

Today, my mum rejected my friend request on Facebook, again. Even my high school friends are friends with her. FML

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By josh - 23/01/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML

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By Jamie - 13/08/2009 17:21 - Denmark

Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML

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By HolyyMolyy - 11/07/2016 10:24

Today, I was ecstatic to have received a friend request from my crush of grade 4 after 11 years. He's grown up to be such a hottie. I quickly accepted his request, he messaged me and we ended up chatting for hours. Later, when I messaged him, he called me clingy and unfriended me from Facebook. FML

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By changeddaily - 20/03/2011 04:52 - Australia

Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML

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Top comments

sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:13

Maybe he did that on accident.

quacky123 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:20

Stop being butt hurt, for all you know he has his account to talk to his grandma and you aint his grandma.

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marceil 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:13

poor you , there is something wrong with you which you should start investigating and solve it .

TheRealFamilyGuy 5

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:33

My Facebook policy is only ad hot girls. Although in hindsight this may be why I only have 5 friends...

KVloveBC 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 11:41

He's not your friend after all

Ronnie_loves_you 11

Tuesday 11 January 2011 12:50

she probably just met him and he was like WTF stalker!!!!

MissJJjetplane 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 3:44

or maybe your just really fat or weird and he only talked to you out of pity

sweet_candy_ 17

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:13

Maybe he did that on accident.

sourgirl101 28

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:40

You may be right.(: I've blocked people on FML by accidentally hitting the wrong button before. Or maybe he didn't recognize you on facebook. People get request from strangers all the time. Denied.

prince122 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 13:46

or maybe u had a cartoon or Anime pic like mine that happen to me all the time.

juliaaalove 8

Wednesday 12 January 2011 7:28

#41 I'm not surprised, I'd decline you too. Seriously, a profile picture as a cartoon/anime thing? Whatever the heck it is, is just lame..q

kruzito 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:13

jesus sucks

SoFreshAndYetDep 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 10:15

Jesus saves.

zivlaks 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 11:37

jesus doesnt care

therealsuperman 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 12:11

Jesus cares enough to hate all of you

demarcusT 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 19:21

Jesus spelled backwards sounds like sausage

sirdolittle 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 19:25

Jesus moved back with his father, because this loser got bored of us !

SARSvirus79 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:16

You deserve it for failing at Friend-Making 101.

ALDi 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:18

maybe you should go out more instead of playing WOW.

Mysanitywins 10

Tuesday 11 January 2011 11:36

Who said she played Wow? Dumbass.

zivlaks 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 11:59

its assumed :)

SuperMaria 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 15:12

That's not an informed assumption. OP said she made 1 friend.

enoughgrace 4

Wednesday 12 January 2011 6:04

don't make an ass of u and me...

kdkkat 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:19

at least your not ugly

FYLDeep 25

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:20

You must be bad friendstock.

quacky123 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:20

Stop being butt hurt, for all you know he has his account to talk to his grandma and you aint his grandma.

kdkkat 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:20

At least you're not ugly

dnljcbsn 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 9:22

wow that is kinda shitty I'd call him on it if I were you

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