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Today, my boyfriend brought me home flowers and candy for the first time in our 1 year relationship. Thinking he was going to finally propose, I got excited. I asked why he was being so sweet, and he responded with, "I thought you'd take the breakup better this way." FML

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On 10/12/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by lovelesslonely (woman) - United States (Alabama)

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I'm sorry, but "finally propose" and "1 year relationship"?

#4 - On 10/12/2010 at 5:27pm by sublime420

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He should have got down on one knee when he said it. That would have been the best breakup of all time.

#1 - On 10/12/2010 at 5:25pm by FYLDeep

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