Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML
by Sh.H / 02/22/2009 at 11:09pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
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It's a sign. Don't tan.
#7 - On 02/23/2009 at 3:16am by Blind_Ninja
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At least your feet won't get cancer. =)
#21 - On 02/23/2009 at 11:17am by Amkii
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