Today, my girlfriend suggested we try something new and spontaneous. Excited to find out first-hand what she had in mind, and ready to fool around, I hurried over to her place. Turns out she's just taken up vegan cooking. FML

by veggiedude / 05/07/2014 at 11:01pm / United States (California) / Love

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  • She had no cravings for your sasuage.

    #5 - On 05/08/2014 at 10:30am by thelittlemissy

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  • How rude! She totally should've mentioned that it was BYOB (bring your own bacon).

    #1 - On 05/08/2014 at 10:27am by 604

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