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Today, I realized that my boyfriend is so obsessed with tickling me that my body has developed a conditioned response. Now I flinch every time he touches me, no matter what we're doing. FML


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On 04/13/2014 at 5:33am - love - by Ticklish - United States (Iowa)

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could be worse.. could hit him every time he touches you

#2 - On 04/13/2014 at 12:03pm by xXToxicPenguinXx

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I'll call you Elmo you shall be my little tickle me Elmo

#5 - On 04/13/2014 at 12:04pm by SouthernLady12

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