By Anonymous - 12/02/2014 21:25 - Australia

Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML
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little_aliceee 17

Break up with him and tell everyone what those two assholes did to you before they spread *****

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tomwantssnow 14

That is seriously ****** for a friend to do, honestly I would just make sure neither of them were a part of my life anymore.

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ihavenolifehaha 16

Really? I had no idea.

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ilovemsminaj 13

That isn't cool. Hard to believe someone would want to be with a guy like him

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LadySalazara 6

Wow! You really do have a 'true' best friend, don't you.........lol!

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TheKidOnFire 10

OP, I think you meant your Ex-Boyfriend and your worst enemy.

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feven 32

Thats horrible. It's crazy how the human mind works...

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ihavenolifehaha 16

Maybe just maybe

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alphabetta 23

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Yes I used an outdated internet meme bc I can so deal with it

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TheAbstract 15

I won't deal with it. You're an asscannon.

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ViktoriaaKills 13

not only was your combo breaker one comment too late but its 10x worse if you have to explain yourself...

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LynxieLynx 17

It's not just horrible how the human mind works, it's horrible that we're the same 'species' as them and that we live in the same society. shame on them, OP deserves much more.

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little_aliceee 17

Break up with him and tell everyone what those two assholes did to you before they spread *****

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Welshite 39

She might also want to give them diapers if they tend to do that.

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Morqan_Freeman 14

I request a follow-up OP. I must know what happened after you found out about this mess. Apart from the obvious that is, hoping that you did what you had to do.

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HKCgrimmjow 15

Well, not to pick on the wording of your comment. But technically she already knew about this unless she somehow wrote the FML without knowing

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tomwantssnow 14

That is seriously ****** for a friend to do, honestly I would just make sure neither of them were a part of my life anymore.

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buttcramp 21

yeah your friend acted like she was having your back but she was stabbing it.. not cool at all.

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frizz101 22

I advocate the OP puncture holes in her ex boyfriends condoms and soak them in habanero juice.

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livinlifeCJ 4

#86 Not a thread jack if its not related. but gg nice try. the density is huge here.

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arandomusernameaa 20

@87 that sounds... so painful, it hurts just thinking about it.

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SouthernLady12 13

#87 yea I saw that in Cosmo too... brings a new meaning to this girl is on fire

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frizz101 22

I actually saw it on FB, but it doesn't surprise me that it came from Cosmo.

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Trin_Tran 26

Just be glad your hopefully ex boyfriend and ex best friend are out of your life for good .

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avtrsworld 5

Run in the opposite direction of them. I've been in your shoes...not worth the stress

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uoeno_fml 20

You need to continue dating him just to piss him off!

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joea21 21

This is probably the worst advice ever. We'll assume you're single an therefor don't know any better

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frizz101 22

The "logic" behind it is that OP keeps her (now hopefully ex) boyfriend from being able to "properly date" OPs (now hopefully ex) best friend without looking like a compleat asshole.

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RLG4 20

You're probably better off without either of them in your life.

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arandomusernameaa 20

Her friend has already had a foot up her ass... but not from OP...

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GuiLD15 7

@105 What the heck? Was that supposed to be a sexual joke?

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WCARlover 34

I'm so sorry you won't even have your best friend to go to after you were betrayed by your boyfriend, considering she was part of the betrayal :( Some people are just heartless

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abusch 9

You've gotta wonder why he didn't do the more classy thing - try for the threesome ;)

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yellowaholic 25

Yeah because every girl wants to have sex with their best friend and boyfriend after they find out they were cheated on.

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Rababco 29

@98 I think #12 might have meant that instead of cheating on OP with her best friend, they could have had a threesome. I could be wrong though, in case #12 is an idiot.

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