Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I found out my long-distance boyfriend was trying to pick fights with me and start pointless arguments because he wanted a ticket out of the relationship. He wanted to find a reason to break up with me, rather than confess he has a local girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, I learned that my ex-boyfriend didn't cheat on me with my ex-best friend like he said. He just wanted an excuse to break up. To make matters worse, when I tried to talk to her, she slapped me and gave me a bloody nose. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years is cheating on me. A friend had brought this to my attention. She was under the impression that we broke up because she’d seen stories of him and another woman. I found out he changed his story settings to hide the specific posts with that other woman from me only. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML
Today, my girlfriend’s friend decided she wanted to tell her that I was flirting with other girls, just so we would break up. It worked. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend convinced my current boyfriend to break up with me because, "Bros before hoes." They met for the first time last week. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend made a move to hook up with my best friend. She was about to reciprocate, only for him to suddenly tell her that she’s a horrible friend, and then he told me about it. I’m not sure if I should be picking sides here. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
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little_aliceee 17
Break up with him and tell everyone what those two assholes did to you before they spread *****
tomwantssnow 14
That is seriously ****** for a friend to do, honestly I would just make sure neither of them were a part of my life anymore.
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chriisteex 10
For the weak-minded, temptations will always triumph loyalty and value. I'm going through a very similar situation, just stay true to yourself, cry a bit and grieve, then get out of bed and keep yourself busy. Treat yourself out! Life will go on and you WILL meet others who value their relationship with you and will treat you right. Life is worth that risk! You will be okay.
Shaifhirboosh 7
It seems that certain people are terrible. Even if they're your best friend
loidnerdy101 10
It's a well thought out plan, but yeah, FYL.
Caelrona 8
If they don't know you know about them, I would get photographic or video evidence of them together, throw some kind of gathering with lots of mutual friends (and their bosses / coworkers, if you can wrangle it) and put a manilla envelope under each persons chair with proof. At a certain time, tell everyone to please look into the envelope, to see proof of the fidelity, loyalty and love your boyfriend and friend showed you, then boot their asses out and get drunk with real friends.
PincheJayda_68 5
Put Their Asses O n Blast That's Hella Messed Up!
stillunbroken 2
Find his condoms and put Tabasco sauce in them though a small hole
thaliah 15
No one deserves that. Get a new boyfriend and best friend, OP.
it__happens 17
At least you know they aren't true friends
jamnglamgirlie 17
I say tell all of your mutual friends and family what they did, and watch them fall.
Mysterious_one 26
hope u didn't know about all this devilish plan too late