Today, I took my girlfriend to a family dinner. Things went great, until my grandma arrived. She thought it would be okay to continue our friendly prank war by congratulating me on my "wife's" pregnancy. My girlfriend actually believed it, and now thinks she's the "other woman". FML
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Today, I was having lunch with my fiancé's family. After he excused himself to use the bathroom, his grandmother glared at me, sneered, "I never liked you" and kept eating while the others smirked. When my fiancé returned, everyone pretended nothing had happened. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. Dinner was going well until her dad secretly fed the asparagus to the dog under the table, and then "discovered" what a childish thing I had done. My girlfriend believed him. FML
Today, I took my new girlfriend to meet my grandmother. We were drinking coffee when my gran leaned to one side and let out a huge fart. Proud of herself, she added, "That one didn't pay his rent on time!" Coffee came out of my girlfriend's nose. FML
Today, my wife and I convened our families for a joint dinner, followed by me breaking the news that my wife is pregnant. My father visibly scoffed, and my grandfather spent the rest of the evening muttering to him about how "breeders should be shot". Wonderful. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years finally agreed to marry me. As I went on with the proposal, her Grandma tried rejecting me by saying, "These guys have gangster friends." FML
Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend of six months over to meet my family. When my grandpa saw her, he said, "What a waste of good breeding stock." FML
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yetanotherginger 19
And Grandma wonders why she's in a home...
WhisperSoflty 20
Troll Grandma: 1 OP: 0 Gullible Girlfriend: -1
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Comments (84)
yetanotherginger 19
And Grandma wonders why she's in a home...
evilraider 5
That's when you tell grandma, " thanks we ll celebrate her pregnancy and the succes of your surgery together. We just found that you need one"
firefighter925 18
Just sit her down and tell her the truth.... PSYCHE! we all know that never works on women.
isallwaysme 27
FFS. We need that damn old people category FML. MAKE ONE PLEASEEEEEE
Hobbit79 10
So disturbing.
DyslexicPanda 12
And what precisely is "so disturbing", 39?
InvisibleMonster_fml 16
I completely agree! It would be a hit, old people say the darndest things. :)
Hobbit79 10
Damn, replied to the wrong comment. So sorry #1 :)
yetanotherginger 19
I forgive you. That's the first time I've been called number 1 since smitty werbenjagermanjensen stole my hat
MsConfusedd 27
One up her by telling your girlfriend that grandma's the wife. Although that may backfire ad hurt you more...
soulebelius 17
That was all-around stupid.
eMurpH 9
That would probably just hurt both relationships even more.... Actually, your grandmother might just go with it and anger your girlfriend even more.
Ainarr 29
Why does this idea even have any thumbs up?
ucoolgirl31 20
Explain to you're girlfriend, hopefully she will understand. Or get your grandma to explain to her. FYL OP. Best of luck!
gmian 34
Explain to you are girlfriend?
firegirl1993 21
So, shouldn't she realize that if you were in fact married, and she's the other woman, that you wouldn't be bringing her to a FAMILY dinner? I'm sure if you talk to her she'll be fine.
VeganVampyre 26
No, the whole family's in on it, they support him leading two lives because they want a bigger family. Dinner with the wife is Monday, Wednesday, and all weekend. The girlfriend get Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday.
jaff23 11
Your Grandma sounds great!
VeganVampyre 26
How do you know she's not? Maybe both of you just never thought of it. I know it never occurred to me to have a prank war with my grandmother. She is cool enough to have pierced her belly button for her 60th birthday though, maybe she'd be up for it :P
kumonsucks 7
Aha the Evil Grandma strikes again!
ElatedEarthling 15
Old people need to have fun too! I'd imagine sitting in a recliner watching Matlock and eating soft foods all day gets pretty boring after a while.
Uhscanherdarklee 10
I blame Betty White and "Off Their Rockers" for all these grandparent related fmls.
WhisperSoflty 20
Troll Grandma: 1 OP: 0 Gullible Girlfriend: -1
MrConcise 34
Troll Grandma: +2, Girlfriend that's in on the prank: +1
zombieslayer83 19
Ask her to be wife #2.
Supahnova 14
Settle it, then. Tell grandma she's going to a nursing home. Pack her bags and even drive all the way there with her in the car and wait for the right moment. You'll definitely win the war after that.
ss_20_xx 14
Oh so your grandma makes a joke and you threaten to kick her out? I just hope this mentality doesn't hit you back as karma. Yes OP should talk to the grandma about not making such jokes but drive her to the nursing home?
sexyboi1985 27
Make her the other woman.
LennyComa 39
Get her a Coffin to be delivered by a guy dressed as the Grim reaper and have him say "So apparently todays your day."
DDCA 24
That will only work if Norm MacDonald is the Grim Reaper. Either way, keep an AICD handy. You may need it.
Jemm_fml 29
"Don't get mad, get even." I like it!
Jaxx66 21
Coffins are too damn expensive. Although I suppose he could get her measurements and be prepared for that unfortunate day when epic gran is lost to us.