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Today, I was texting my mother after my boyfriend broke off our relationship. She offered incredibly supportive replies such as "No, really?" and "Aww, that sucks." before apparently getting bored and claiming she had to go because her "text reception" was breaking up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26690) - you deserved it (4468)

On 12/27/2012 at 6:20pm - love - by youfuckingdumbassmum (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

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Just wondering, but could it be that you go through a lot of boyfriends and that is why she reacted the way she did? Just a thought.

#8 - On 12/27/2012 at 9:11pm by DontModMeDammit

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Nice...name, OP

#4 - On 12/27/2012 at 9:07pm by LolCakes111

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