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Today, depressed about a recent break-up with my long-term boyfriend, I bought a book about moving on after a relationship ends. The cashier placed some standard promotional fliers in my bag during check-out. Once home, I pulled out the fliers. They were for a married couples retreat. FML


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On 04/04/2012 at 1:43am - love - by heartsick (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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Troll cashier be trolling

#4 - On 04/04/2012 at 5:31am by GodsLittleMistak

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"Married couples retreat..."
*unfolds rest of flyer*
"...for unhappy married couples who want to swing. Singles welcome! Free ice cream and hugs"

Well, isn't it your lucky day?!?!?

#18 - On 04/04/2012 at 6:04am by br0ccoli

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