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By mel_bear_ - 14/03/2012 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my visibly drunk uncle stood up and denounced the minister for "preaching yer god shite where it weren't never be welcome". FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By impickingyourhomegran - 13/08/2012 22:12 - United Kingdom - London

Today, it was my wedding day. Midway through the ceremony, my grandma, who's tried to ruin every relationship to date, stood up and shouted that "it ain't right", "you're too good for her", and claimed my fiancée has been cheating on me, before she was finally ejected from the building. FML

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Ceremony from hell

By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 16:27 - United States - Spanaway

Today, at my wedding, the minister forgot to skip the "Does anyone object?" part. My mother stood up and gave a lengthy reason, which caused my future in-laws to start shouting. It turned into a small riot, and no, we're not married now. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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Bridezilla

By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 06:00

Today, it was supposed to be my wedding but my fiancé insisted we be married by his childhood priest, a real bible thumper. This arsehole tried to change our vows at the altar and told me wives should know their place, so I slapped him and the wedding is delayed until we get a new priest. FML

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Free speech

By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 10:00

Today, my dad thought it would be appropriate to get drunk at my wedding and include in his father of the bride speech all the very bad things I did as a child, before I got the psychiatric help I needed. My in-laws were giving me death glares, and his nana yelled, “Shame on you!” at me. FML

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By O0hdear - 27/08/2015 17:44 - United States - Humble

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

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Unbelievable

By Anonymous - 08/12/2010 09:40 - United Kingdom

Today, at my wedding reception, I jokingly asked my aunt, who has always been convinced that I am gay despite my protests, if she believed me now. She took this the wrong way and drunkenly went around telling my guests that my wedding was a sham to convince her I was straight. FML

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By Sarah - 26/03/2012 11:14 - United States

Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML

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Bad taste

By Anonymous - 08/01/2024 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my uncle was supposed to be the officiant at my wedding but he and my dad teamed up to make a joke about how this was actually my fiancé's funeral. Everyone laughed, except my fiancé. He burst into tears and ran from the altar. We can’t find him and he’s not answering his phone. FML

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loserman67 35

Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:26

Seems to me that if you're posting an FML on your wedding day you have a lot bigger problems than your drunken uncle..... JMHO

astralvagan 20

Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:08

I would have hit him with the bible

Comments

TheDarkCynder 2

Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:07

Hah, that's embarrassing. I probably would have laughed a little though.

ThisIsMyReign 4

Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:19

Wow, I am highly upset to what humanity has become.

RaggleFrock 13

Thursday 15 March 2012 1:23

...pirates?

loserman67 35

Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:26

Seems to me that if you're posting an FML on your wedding day you have a lot bigger problems than your drunken uncle..... JMHO

THE_A_TEEN 27

Wednesday 14 March 2012 20:22

loserman67, it probably happened later on in the day or maybe it happened some time ago. I mean, it is manditory to put "today" on every FML.

Jannettecooks 1

Wednesday 14 March 2012 21:33

You beat me to it. Actually there might be a lot of "beating" in the upcoming marriage if you can't even get some on your wedding day!

False_Stupidity 41

Wednesday 14 March 2012 21:44

Does it not occur to either of you that although the FML says 'today' it was probably written days ago and likely days after the event.

RaggleFrock 13

Thursday 15 March 2012 1:26

Don't feed the trolls. It's tempting, but don't.

Ameel_fml 19

Thursday 15 March 2012 2:13

All FMLs need to have "Today," written at the start of them. So this probably didn't really happen "today", but the OP needed to write that it did.

astralvagan 20

Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:08

I would have hit him with the bible

Sielune 8

Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:08

Double negative! Your uncle must love his preaching.

immaMonsta 8

Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:27

Someday you're gonna look back on this and have a good laugh. But today is not that day.

futtgoredo 0

Friday 16 March 2012 4:06

stfu

everydayFML2121 5

Friday 6 July 2012 1:36

OFWGKTA!!!

glutgyoogle 6

Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:09

Sounds more Irish than British...

bendystraw5 0

Wednesday 14 March 2012 19:23

nah, Irish people don't speak like that, it sounds a lot like someone from up north or our version of a hick. Doesn't say where the uncle comes from anyhow.