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Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my finger nail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25630) - you deserved it (2787)

On 03/08/2012 at 7:30pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

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Instead of throwing a plate at his head, like in the movies. Throw a toothbrush.

#2 - On 03/09/2012 at 2:43am by EvilLilCupcake

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#10 - On 03/09/2012 at 2:55am by eddeeezzyy

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