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Man or woman?

Today, I informed my parents that my husband and I are separating after much deliberation. We came to this conclusion relatively peacefully. According to my parents, I'm now Satan, and will end up on the streets as a crack whore if we don't change our minds and stay together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26990) - you deserved it (3625)

On 08/11/2011 at 2:04am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

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FYL, your parents are nuts...

#1 - On 08/11/2011 at 9:50am by tenniscrazy2

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I see nothing wrong with being Satan.

#3 - On 08/11/2011 at 9:50am by goatfeathers

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